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Tell us about where you're starting
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Tell us what you're working with.
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This helps us understand your experience level.
Let's talk investment.
Heads up — this is a fit call, not a free advice call. If we align, we'll talk investment on the call. Come ready to have a conversation around what you can afford so we can work together to find a solution that fits.
Which sounds most like you?
That's totally okay! We'll flag your info and reach out when the timing might be better. In the meantime, would you like to learn more about our standalone bloodwork option starting at $500?
One last thing.
Call runs 30–45 min. To make it count, please:
- Fill this form fully — we use it to build the call around you
- Sit in a quiet, private space — not driving, not on the go
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- Phone away, no distractions
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You're in the right hands — different door.
Balanced Blueprint is our women's program. Built specifically for women navigating hormones and perimenopause.
Every man we work with starts on the Men's Program — bloodwork first, custom protocol second. Same team. Same standards. Different playbook, because guys need different data to move the needle.
Here's the actual playbook:
We'll also text + email you the link so you don't lose it.
Thanks so much for your interest.
Right now, we're only taking calls with people who are ready to invest in one-on-one support.
In the meantime, we put together a free starter pack you can dig into today — real meal ideas, workouts, and hormone-friendly foundations.
We'll text you the link too so you don't lose it.